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What is the chance of a Stay Alive video game? I saw the movie like 2 years ago...got baked tonight and remembered everyhitng about it...I would pretty much suck a dick for that game I want it so bad...anyway...there is like no updates as of late that talk about the possibilty of the game...does anyone know anything about it? | | when i watched that movie,my friends and i googled it and went to a website that had them so try that! hop this helped! you can play on the website also. | How to make my s-video slot turn into a vgb/rgb slot? I have this monitor that is connected to my graphics card through the vga and i have this vizio tv that is connected through the s-video port, my graphics card only has a vga and a s-video slots , the s-video quality sucks dick is there like some way i can get a converter or something so the s-video turns into a vga cause the vizio tv has a rgb slot on it too. | Don't do it.
you don't want to set up your monitors that way. Either:
1. Get graphic card that supports dual monitors (I'd get a new graphics card period)
2. Get a VGA splitter so you have 2 VGA connections out of one. But that will only make your video output darker and grainier. | A certain pornographic video? I know this is very specific, but can someone find this video for me. It was on Mofoseex.com about 5 months ago, but i cannot seem to find it. It is a video of A girl having sex with her boyfriend in a hotel bathroom right before they go out to a club with friends. One of the girl's friend walks in and proceeds to suck his dick. She lets him eat her out, but refuses any intercourse. | | Try this. | Where do I find this video? My sister told me about this video when this girl was sucking this horses dick and her neck broke. Someone send it to me. She wants me to see it but we can't find it.
Please send me a link that actually works. | | y the **** do u want to see that but im pretty sure searching google will help | Trying to find old video!? It's an animated video where a guy sings the whole alphabet and then at the end he goes "now I know my abc's won't you come and ************ mother ******! Ima **** you up!" then he flips off the screen. it's sooo funny! If anyone knows what it's called or has a link that'd be sweet! | is it this? :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHv7_rTia… | What do you think of this? What do you think of my sick rap video idea?
It's an idea. It's called "1 AM"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6_pBtFddOg (the tone of this background could be used; with the 1993 beats updated to today's beat)
Yeah, it's the criminal with the creepy style
With an attitude that's just wrong and vile
I have a heart full of hate and anger
I see the Antichrist in Jersuelem's harbor
This isn't night of living Damned
This **** is "Silence of the Lambs"
But without a musical score
I'll kick your ******* *** out the door
With a terrible smile like Hannibal Lecter
If you try to backstab me, you're next, ************
Try to rip me off as part of your ******* den
Don't **** with me at 1 AM
[Verse 2]
Yeah, time to kick this ****
For motherfuckers on my dick
Tried to segragate me
Cause you thought I was too ugly
To be a law-abiding citizen
Now time to make those assholes dead
Rick Lazio, you better pray and hope
That I don't know where you live so I can shove a stupid reggaeton record down your throat
years of ******* Hell
Like being in a jail or mental hospital
Barring me from talking about "Seinfeld"
Now I'm gonna send ya to Hell
None of my own kind [Latinos and Latinas] in this dead-end
Or my old white friends
Just a lonely ******* place
Like being sprayed with mace
Supporting this ******* segragation
**** Jim DeMint and his racist bullshit
If you **** with me, it'll be your end
Don't **** with me, at 1 AM
[Verse 3]
Yes it's the ************
Who feels the presense of death around the corner
You ****** with my best friend Shade
All she was trying to do was go her day
But cause she's Spanish
you thought you had the authority to beat her like ****
Racist motherfuckers
Now you're next, sucker
Trying to sedate me with ******* reggaeton
Now I'm gonna take the record and shove it down your asshole
Making you ******* bleed
**** you and your greed
This ain't a Latino who's reggaeton, or Luny Tunes or Daddy Yankee
This is a Latino who's hardcore and bloodthirsty
For motherfuckers who **** with me cause I'm Democrat, Latino and autistic
Now it's time to take Denis Leary, Sharon Angle, and Robert Marshall and make em look like ****
I'm not a peaceful like "Rain Man"
I'm as violent as "Silence of the Lambs"
**** the person who made the term "Hispanic"
Asshole **** I'll beat you like ****
Every other ethnic group gets American
But you **** us to the head
Now I'm gonna grind that ************'s face
And gride it against Daddy Yankee's, and spray you with ******* maze
**** Rick Lazio for making the word "****"
And I'm gonna **** you up like ****
Denis Leary, prepare to die
**** Rick Lazio, cause I got a style as vile as the Antichrist
Denis Leary, I'll take your disrespectful, Republican bullshit, "Friends"-watching ***, and make out of you a mockery
But this ain't a ************* comedy
This is real hardcore ****
You don't like it? Suck my ******* dick
My ******* video have a contemptous smile
With an atttiude that's vile
But my poster has a gangster look stuff
With a look that read, "I don't give a ****"
I got a style that's like Cypress Hill
Don't try to sedate me with your reggaeton pill
I'm as creepy as them
I'm the wrong Latin to **** with at 1 AM
[Verse 4]
**** "Boyz n the hood"
I'm a ************* vengeful crook
It's a movie that teaches people to take ****
John Singleton you can ************
As for Officer Coffey,
I'll kill you and enjoy it if you ever **** with me
(Sample from the movie)
"I could blow your head off with this Smith & Wesson and you couldn't do ****"
(I shoot his son, and laugh)
Guess what ************? I just did
(Officer Coffey screams)
I'm not a reggaetono, so don't **** with me
If you do, I'll make sure that you D-I-E
This is one for punk motherfuckers
Don't let me catch punk up out at 1 AM, sucker
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Gotta send my peace | | cool | KRS ONE saying Eminem has a ghostwriter?? I have a video? KRS
He said in a video on youtube that the song "3am" off the Relapse album was written by 50 and not Em, which is total B.S. because Em has rapped with that kind of style since before 50 was thought about. He also says if Em is watching he needs to do him and work on his flow and rhymes.
I never liked KRS anyways because I never thought he was that good. In the video he also kicked a freestyle that sucked more dick than superhead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCkwlNq8… | everyones pretty much right, he just said 50 could have made the song. but one thing is that for one, i think the rapid fire punchlines were pretty genius on 3 A.M. but besides that, Em himself stated he wanted to make a more emotional approach to relapse 2, but i doubt it was because of krs-1, anyways Eminem himself stated on his radio station shade 45 that hes in a position where he doesnt feel he has to put out records, but he WANTs to and is blessed enough to do so. meaning he has proved himself as an artist, mc , rapper to the point where hes at a level to make tracks to change up the game. if you ask me it doesnt make sense that relapse was a sellout considering that most tracks except three "beautiful, crack a bottle, we made you" are radio unfriendly and very violent. its pretty much Eminem knocking on the door and saying "wassup hip hop , im sock your *** with this album then take the throne in relapse 2"
by the way, i actually saw the whole freestyle and really tried to rate it unbiased, first off he started off slow, but he recovered so no fault, but then he starts rapping all slow and stuff like "ima go here, then there, then over there....." and he tells people to concentrate on lyrics? im sorry it was average at least, i mean no bias but if Eminem was there you know he couldve turned that rap about city hall into a hard spit fire freestyle. | Ipod nano with video Sucks and ipod touch should have gotten it? ok first of all the camera is at the bottom of the damn device and when you and looking at the screen its covered up making you turn it horizontally also it doesnt take still photograghs because of the size of the device. What im saying is they just quit worrying about the slimest ipod touch and just beef it up so it has a camera and video built in, and steve jobs said they have things coming out and i bet my bottomdollar a new ipod touch with a camera will be the one, ohh ya kanye west is a dick, what do u guys think of all this? | chill mate. its what we call a MARKETING STRATEGY. actually after the release of the 3g ipod touch, a few tech geeks dissected it right away and they had a look at the internal design and here's whats been discovered:
1.) a chip has been found which supports radio, and processing camera/video and more advanced softwares
2.) the location of the old "parts" of the ipod touch at the top has been adjusted leaving a few millimetres which is exactly what mobile companies do for the camera to fit in the device.
now, according to source, there had been problems with the camera module thats why the release of the ipod touch with camera has been post-poned.
HOWEVER, a few tech bloggers have claimed that it is a part of Steve job's strategy. If u think of it, steve jobs releases a certain edition of his product and then another upgrade a few months or a year later. this is to keep his inventory up and running. if the released the ipod touch with camera now, then the ipod touch would not have much to show in the future since pretty much right now, even without the camera the ipod touch is already an ultimate gadget itself. | Who sings this song on this video? [From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly]
I try to be a good father. Give my guys mulligans. Work nights to pay For their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.
But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.
Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in Marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a Wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and Pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day.
Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back Mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. On a bike. Makes Taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?
And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life.
This love story began in Winchester , Mass. , 43 years ago, when Rick Was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him Brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.
"He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;'' Dick says doctors told him And his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. ``Put him in an Institution.''
But the Hoyts weren't buying it. They noticed the way Rick's eyes Followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the Engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was Anything to help the boy communicate. ``No way,'' Dick says he was told. ``There's nothing going on in his brain.''
"Tell him a joke,'' Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a Lot was going on in his brain. Rigged up with a computer that allowed Him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his Head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? ``Go Bruins!'' And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the School organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, ``Dad, I want To do that.''
Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described ``porker'' who never ran More than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he Tried. ``Then it was me who was handicapped,'' Dick says. ``I was sore For two weeks.''
That day changed Rick's life. ``Dad,'' he typed, ``when we were running, It felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!''
And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly Shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.
``No way,'' Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren't quite a Single runner, and they weren't quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few Years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then They found a way to get into the race Officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the Qualifying time for Boston the following year.
Then somebody said, ``Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?''
How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a bike since he Was six going to haul his 110-pound guy through a triathlon? Still, Dick Tried.
Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii . It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud Getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don't you Think?
Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own? ``No way,'' he says. Dick does it purely for ``the awesome feeling'' he gets seeing Rick with A cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together.
This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best Time? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world Record, which, in case you don't keep track of these things, happens to Be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the Time.
``No question about it,'' Rick types. ``My dad is the Father of the Century.''
And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a Mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries Was 95% clogged. ``If you hadn't been in such great shape,'' One doctor told him, ``you probably would've died 15 years ago.'' So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other's life.
Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass. , always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's Day.
That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.
``The thing I'd most like,'' Rick types, ``is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.''
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4B-r8KJh… | | Mercy Me | Do you think Kim Kardashian leaked her own sex scandal tape for fame and fortune? Kim Kardashian
Has been awarded by WWW.CelebrityMonkey.NET
Top honors of 2008 Video Ring of Honor
For giving the world an up close view into her private celebrity life and releasing her own sex tape that vivid entertainment was eager to release so her fans could see her in the raw in action. The video is in the monkey movies page for uncensored viewing just click the above link .Now back to the star of this video Kim Kardashian part of the points where awarded because we don’t know why she is a celebrity in the first place and there are no know facts about her ever owning a pet monkey .Further more there are no known records of her even being photographed with a cute baby monkey.
“ Bruce Jenner Her Step Father “
Says He was trying to give his stepdaughter a compliment, but all Bruce Jenner did was confirm everyone's assumption that Kim Kardashian is a spoiled rich girl who "never competed for anything in her life." Trying to ********* to the top of Hollywood. And “Selling videos of her self getting a** f**ked is to much for me to handle as her father.”
Celebrity Monkeys Stock bio on Kim Kardashian
Kimberly Noel Kardashian was born on October 21, 1980. At this point in her life, Kim Kardashian has become quite the entrepreneur as well as socialite: Virgin till the age of ten. She is known as a stylist Phat ***, tv actress, soon to be movie actress, apparel seller (Dash) and her health and fitness business and selling her porno movie she released with rapper.
She’s well known as Paris Hilton’s best friend sweet influence on her incredible social life, her sex tape with Ray J, which was bought by Vivid Entertainment and is sold online and shown free here in the monkey movie section just click link to enjoy the horror her family is going through, and her famous reality TV show not quiet the level of excitement the her home video slash with the celebrity monkey crew , Keeping Up With the Kardashians. A noted celebrity monkey favorite.
Kim Kardashian is of Armenian descent and was born in LA to her parents, Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner. She has two sisters, Kourtney and Kloe, and a brother, Robert, as well as several step-brothers and sisters.
Kim owns and participates in a number of businesses, including her clothing store, Dash, and her health line, which she launched in 2008 with a workout DVD called Workout with Kim Kardashian.
Kim is breaking into the film industry and will appear in Deep in the Valley (2008) and Disaster Movie (2009). The follow up to her porn. Deep in the Valley of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love and Kim Kardashian celebrity monkeys award winner 2008 are engaging in blog war. It seems the trouble started when Courtney Love posted a Drug induced tangent druncken rambling blog articule on her MySpace page, accusing Kim's little brother, Robert Kardashian Jr., of being a weasel little punk and assaulting one of her employees with a Facial dick lashing and hurling anti-gay slurs at him. “common and suck my c**k”
The elder Kardashian posted a statement on her own Web site saying the accusations didn't make any sense and "Rob didn't do anything close to what Ms. Love has described. My son never gets his c**k sucked " She referred to Love's claims as "terrible nonsense" and said the family would be contacting their attorneys. Hard times for hotties in Hollywood weather you own your monkey or lease. Reality television fans will be thrilled to know that for a mere $3.4 million, they can live in Kim Kardashian’s old house.
That’s right, according to the Los Angeles Times, and celebrity monkey the 3,966 square foot Kardashian home where the reality show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” is filmed is on the market. They have to sell.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ? WAS IT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND FAME OR LOVE ? | | This is a question? sounded more like you sounding off on someone you dislike...I don't care for her either...but I plz grow up...don't pretend to ask a question when all you do is rant...You have pretty much have made up your mind...trust me she couldn't care less if we dislike her...she is laughing her way to the bank..so don't waste your time..; |
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